Steak talks about paint. Steak daubs paint daily. Folks offer
Steak paint-money. Large-stake-laden Steak grabs K-Mart-shelf shirt stash.
Steak garbs Steak. Steak, shirt-proud, glows.
Palsy Steve query: party? Steak jumps. Steak rolls right. Party-
bound Steve rolls left. Party-goers twain grace Miata seats. Green light,
amber light; Miata never stops, never skids.
Party house. Steak, still paint maven, edits house decor. House-
owner finds sofas askew, loses amity-based smile. Steve calms owner. Owner
calls Steak "penis". Steak stays level. Owner scars Miata using knife.
Steve flips. Steak grins, gives 'Peace' sigil. Awful night.
CHALLENGE: Write as much as possible in 20 minutes using only
five-letter words.
Challenge FAILED!
I think this one speaks for itself.
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